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Sunday, June 22, 2008

There and Back Again.

Now that the "overture," to the LOTR trilogy has a release date I think it is important to find out where Guillermo del Toro got his "geek card" and what qualifies him to direct this film (if the Hellboy franchise wasn't enough proof already) . As a personal aside, I really hope he gives Smaug the dragon real personality (like Peter Jackson did to the Ents), because the Smaug is not just a Hollywood CGI effect.


Click through to find out what his intentions are for Middle Earth.






Tuesday, June 17, 2008

The Middleman

My favorite former, "Lost" writer has a new show on ABC family. If you liked the live version of "The Tick," and hated the way the X-files turned out but also secretly love the witty banter of those crazy Gilmore Girls... then this is your show.

New Hulk vs. Old Hulk


I have yet to see "The Incredible Hulk." I cannot imagine how it can be equal to, worse than or even in the same stratosphere than Ang Lee's abomination "The Hulk," in 2003. Just based on the trailers, this movie is better, because I've seen 4 different awesome trailers for "The Incredible Hulk." That net's out to about 10 minutes of Hulk-smashing goodness and a funny one-liner from Ed Norton. Point and case. That's 5 more enjoyable minutes than the entire previous film.

Now onto the acting quality factor:

1.) Edward Norton or Eric Bana? Is this even a question?
2.) Liv Tyler or Jennifer Connelly? They're both gorgeous but Connelly is a better actress. However, we are talking about a film based around a giant green angry monster who's pants never seem to completely rip apart... so I'll stick with the woman that's already mastered the art of playing an Elvish creature.
3.) William Hurt or Nick Nolte? Again is this even a question? Nick Nolte most likely didn't even realize he was acting in a movie called "The Hulk." When acting against the giant green screen he probably thought he had just mixed his diet pills with a little too much Robitussin that morning.

I will see the movie eventually and if it sucks, I'm blaming it on the French director. Seriously Marvel studios, I'm not trying to be jingoistic but how about finding an American born comic-book fan to direct. Or am I missing something? Was the tv series a ginormous hit in Belgium? Was the Hulk actually a secret communist propaganda tool during the cold war? Hmmmm... I always knew their was something fishy about Bill Bixby.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

"Bite my shiny metal DVD!" The Beast with a Billion Backs!



Here's an early review of the new Futurama DVD. It's not out until June 24th, but it sounds like another craptacularly fantastic time.

http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/06/09/futurama-the-beast-with-a-billion-backs-dvd-review/

Monday, June 9, 2008

WALL-E extened clip

Damn it Pixar! Why can't you make a movie that doesn't look good. My summer is already going to busy.

Iron Man 2 has a start date, pending Downey's rehab.

http://movies.ign.com/articles/880/880149p1.html

This is great news for fans of the Marvel Studio's first franchise and all kidding aside it's probably good news for Downey. I've heard the key thing with successful sobriety is to stay busy and not get to "self-involved." Hopefully playing a billionaire, weapons magnate will be enough fun and we won't see Dr. Stark wandering into random people's bedrooms.
I'm really rooting for these movies because "Iron Man," has really ushered in a new style and era for superhero films. We can have it all. Good acting, good writing and huge exploding thingys.